Hurrah! Mr. Jon Tickle will be updating us to the ponderings in that big brain of his during series 3. Here's his next batch:

1. If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

2. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

3. If you take a shower, where do you put it?

4. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

5. Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?

6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

7. Do cows have calf muscles?

8. Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

9. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

10. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?