Caravans

What is a Caravan?

Dictionary Definition:
Pronunciation: car·a·van (kar'?-van')
1. UK (US: "trailer"). Noun. A wheeled vehicle equipped with living quarters that can be pulled by car and is often utilized for housing or travelling (esp. holidays).

Brainiac description:
1. UK. Noun. Wheeled contraptions that blemish the roadways of the nation like some sort of vehicular acne. Best dealt with using lots and lots of explosives.

Did you know that 2007 marks the centenary of The Caravan Club? This organisation would have you believe that caravans have somehow become "cool again" and that groups of glamorous celebrities have suddenly taken to the roads in these perversions of automotive technology. Four words, Brainiac fans: Don't believe the hype. Fight the propaganda campaign. Shout it from the mountain tops: There is nothing "hip" about these monstrosities. We won't rest until the truth is told across the land… stay vigilant…

Caravan Man

Caravan Man is, quite simply, the greatest person in the whole wide world. He spends every waking hour righting the wrongs of many that have gone before him. His is the crucial task of ridding the world of a plague that is choking our motorways and clogging up our drives… but most importantly, he is devoted to his mission of speaking the truth about the tyranny of caravans to the impressionable Brainiac youth. We should all thank our lucky stars that we have Caravan Man in our lives.

Click here to find out more about the Caravan Man http://www.caravan-man.com

Caravan Explosions

Caravans and explosions, explosions and caravans - two great tastes that taste great together!

Now THIS is what video was invented for… so sit back, turn your speakers up, grab a box of popcorn, and click here for the boom boom!

Caravan Hunter

Caravan Man needs your help. This year is the 100th anniversary of the Caravan Club, something that we do not feel should be acknowledged - much less celebrated. While the press wages its' campaign of flagrant untruths, Caravan Man needs to get to work spreading the truth. He needs YOUR help to track down these terrors of the highway and snap photos of the caravans near you - the neglected eyesores parked in lawns; the hideously decorated mobile homes taking up 2 lanes of highway and charging ahead like a bull in a china shop. This is a war of information - know thine enemy! Let the world see the brutal truth about these vehicular carbuncles! Send your snaps HERE!

Caravandalisim, Caravanity

There has been some good news from the front in the war on caravans… we've got some of them off the road. And we're going to blow them sky high which is where you come in…

Is there one item or something that has always bugged you that you would like to see blown to smithereens? Skinny-fit jeans? Emo CDs? An overrated book? Your little sister's stinky old teddy bear?!

Send us your images of that thing along with a brief explanation of why we should stick it in one of the caravans that is scheduled to get the explosivo treatment-o, your wish might just come true! Send your snaps HERE

On the other hand, a handful of rather ingenious people have come up with some amazing alternative uses for the dreaded wheeled sheds. In some cases, they have even managed to adapt these monstrosities into impressive works of art! It's no easy task turning something so hideous into something beautiful, and for that, we salute them.